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Old 05-02-2014, 04:54 PM   #10
DzoniPFC
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Default Re: Vicevi - samo dobri

Mladi? stoji u redu u supermarketu kad spazi zanosnu plavu?u iza njega kako mu ma?e i smeska se.
Iznenadio se da mu ma?e takva lepotica, iako mu se odnekud ?inila poznatom. Nije imao pojma odakle, pa je upita:

"Oprostite, mi se znamo?"
Odgovara ona: "Mo?da se varam, ali mislim da ste Vi otac jednog mog deteta."
Film mu se vrati unazad na doga?aj kad je jedan jedini put bio neveran:
"Bo?e... da li ste Vi striptizeta sa moje moma?ke ve?eri, koju sam pred svim ortacima ?evio na bilijarskom stolu, dok me je Va?a prijateljica mlatila po guzici mokrim celerom i gurala mi krastavac u...?"
"Ne" - odgovori ona. "Ja Va?em sinu predajem engleski."

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Otac savetuje sina koji se sprema za letovanje na Tajlandu: Sine, ?uvaj se, jer ima svakakvih devojaka tamo, prostitutki, transvestita, ima da se zarazi?. Onda ?e? zaraziti kom?inicu, a kom?inica ?e zaraziti mene, ja mamu ... a ti zna? mamu kakva je! Pomre?e nam pola kom?iluka!

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