Vicevi - samo dobri

**Eeva_r&b** · 12-09-2008, 04:38 PM

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!!! " retorted the lady. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!!!"

"Hey, coola down laydy," said the man.
"Who talk abouta sexa? I'm a justa tell my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

zvincic · 12-09-2008, 09:28 PM

kaze oglas u slovenskom oglasniku:

"prodajem sofersajbu...sa vinjetom"

sRce · 14-09-2008, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zvincic

kaze oglas u slovenskom oglasniku:

"prodajem sofersajbu...sa vinjetom"

ovaj je vrh ! bravo

SumAnuT · 14-09-2008, 06:36 PM

Ne kapiram, tj. ne znam sta je vinjetom?

**lesha** · 14-09-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SumAnuT

Ne kapiram, tj. ne znam sta je vinjetom?

vinjeta, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vignette_(graphic_design)

**Bockie** · 06-11-2010, 06:47 PM

Pita učiteljica Pericu:
-"Da li ti tata poma?e pri izradi domaćih zadataka?"
-"Ne vi?e: ona posljednja jedinica ga je slomila."

LAMPASH · 06-11-2010, 11:00 PM

Jedan stari dobri cernobilski.Dolazi cerka kod keve i kuka:"mama,mama,raste mi treca sisa!"A tek ce keva"e,bas me zabole kurac!".

***Bitch*** · 11-11-2010, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesha

vinjeta, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vignette_(graphic_design)

ne bre ta vinjeta

misli se na vinjetu koja se lepi na sofersajbnu (tako se u naprednijim zemljama placa putarina, zalepis vinjetu sa bar kodom i ima video nadzor na putevima, da te ne zaustavlja)

**lesha** · 12-09-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eeva_r&b

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!!! " retorted the lady. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!!!"

"Hey, coola down laydy," said the man.
"Who talk abouta sexa? I'm a justa tell my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

hahahahaha, do jaja

dadson · 13-09-2008, 11:09 AM

-?ta je vrhunac ?panske sapunice ?
-Kad Rodrigo saznaje da je sam sebi majka ...

12-09-2008, 04:38 PM	#1
Eeva_r&b moderator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Beograd Posts: 355	Re: Vicevi - samo dobri A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine!!! " retorted the lady. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!!!" "Hey, coola down laydy," said the man. "Who talk abouta sexa? I'm a justa tell my frienda how to spella Mississippi." __________________ www.myspace.com/eevamusic "There is no such thing as standing still when it comes to progress.You're either moving forward,or backwards."

12-09-2008, 09:28 PM	#2
zvincic Pro Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Split Posts: 2,080	Re: Vicevi - samo dobri kaze oglas u slovenskom oglasniku: "prodajem sofersajbu...sa vinjetom" __________________ -- De?urni mrgud

14-09-2008, 06:36 PM	#4
SumAnuT Pro Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ITB Posts: 1,951	Re: Vicevi - samo dobri Ne kapiram, tj. ne znam sta je vinjetom? __________________ Ej, Ljubice, Ljubice, grudi ti, Ljubice, kao haubice!

06-11-2010, 06:47 PM	#6
Bockie Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ) Recording Posts: 4,432	Re: Vicevi - samo dobri Pita učiteljica Pericu: -"Da li ti tata poma?e pri izradi domaćih zadataka?" -"Ne vi?e: ona posljednja jedinica ga je slomila." __________________ Ljudi hoće da čuju istinu, a ne kako je stvarno bilo!

06-11-2010, 11:00 PM	#7
LAMPASH Pro Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Smorville Posts: 929	Re: Vicevi - samo dobri Jedan stari dobri cernobilski.Dolazi cerka kod keve i kuka:"mama,mama,raste mi treca sisa!"A tek ce keva"e,bas me zabole kurac!". __________________ -"A sta pisalo na vrata?" -"Odavde niko ne izlazi nejeban!"

13-09-2008, 11:09 AM	#10
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