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Old 30-10-2013, 01:53 PM   #1
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Varijacija na temu je kad pricaju dva djeda kaze jedan

SECAS LI SE KAD SMO NA SUTJESCI LOMILI SABLJE O K....


JESTE.....AL SAD RUKE OSLABILE
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Old 31-10-2013, 03:24 AM   #2
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Dolazi tetka ispred zgrade napusenom sestricu.

Ovog puta mu nosi rucak da slucajno ne bude gladan, uvjek ga tako pazi.. Doziva ga ispod prozora u nadi da makar nece morati da se penje bas do 3ceg sprata da mu nosi to i vrsi potpunu dostavu..

Vice tetka sa trotoara: Sto radis sreco moja? Donosim ti hranu evo, da se ne penjem a?

Sestric odgovara: Ne tetka, evo sad ce zgrada cucnut'
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Old 31-10-2013, 09:19 AM   #3
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Baka sahranjuje unuka...otisli ljudi sa groblja...ona prilazi nadgrobnoj ploci, pomilova sliku unuka, drmnu gutljaj iz pljoske, okrene se ka nebu i rece: "Boze...samo nek' je random"...
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Old 31-10-2013, 09:42 AM   #4
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Au filipe crnjak..hehe..
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Old 31-10-2013, 02:52 PM   #5
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Vračara će jednoj ?eni: "Vidim u kartama da će va? mu? uskoro umrijeti..."
"To znam", odgovori ?ena, "a ?to ka?u karte hoće li biti istrage?" nocna dostava cigareta
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:28 AM   #6
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Do?ao čovek u biblioteku i ka?e:
- Dobar dan, dajte mi jednu knjigu o samoubistvu.
A bibliotekar će:
- Jes? , pa da mi je posle ne vrati?.
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:34 PM   #7
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Svađaju se dvojica, a jedan će u ?aru svađala?tva :
"Da mene nije, ti ni djece ne bi imao!!!"
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Old 11-11-2013, 04:23 PM   #8
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Zaposlio se mladić u supermarketu. Prvog dana na poslu, ?ef ga srdačno dočekuje, rukuje se sa njim i zatim mu daje metlu uz reči:
-Tvoj prvi zadatak ovde je da počisti? market.
Dečko se uvredi:
-Ali, ja sam fakultetski obrazovan, molim vas!
-Uh, izvini, nisam znao! Daj da ti poka?em kako se koristi metla...
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Old 11-11-2013, 05:03 PM   #9
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-Oooo, cestito bebe masko! Kako se vika?
-Fala, fala, se vika Izdislav!
-Izdislav? Ubavo, ubavo. A po koga se vika taka?
-Po pesna ot Vajt Snejk - Is this love...
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Old 15-11-2013, 10:07 AM   #10
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Bosanac se u javnoj kuci raspituje oko cena,kaze madam ,imas za 5000 i za 4000,sta dobijam za 5000 ,pita boske,...mazelje,sex,kondom...odgovara madam,a za 4000? pita boske,isto to ako nemas 5000!
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