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07-07-2015, 05:26 PM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
danas cuo..
Ciga prodaje zvucnike, prilazi mu lik i pita? Cigo, koliko su vatni zvucnici? Sta bre vatni? Ovo zvucnici su neverovatni !!  Mujo i Haso napolju i Mujo kaze: Sto ti je zivot! Sunce, pesak, voda... Na to ce Haso.. Aj bolan Mujo ne kenjaj nego tovari taj pesak u mesalicu.
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10-07-2015, 12:56 AM
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Sreo Cetinjanin Budvanku na plazi ? udvara se.
-U sto si lijepo gradjena. -To mi je od plivanja. -Pa sto ne skvasi glavu? |
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11-07-2015, 02:32 AM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
U cemu je razlika izmedju kurve i drolje ?
Pa kurva je dala svima a drolja samo tebi nije 
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14-07-2015, 02:48 PM
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Mali sta to zvaces? Kusur ciko
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04-10-2015, 08:14 AM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
Pričaju dve prijateljice:
- I šta sad da mu kažem? - Ne znam... reci mu istinu! - Kakvu istinu? - Otkud znam, smisli nešto...
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23-10-2015, 09:03 AM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
Jedini ispravan odgovor na žensko pitanje: "Jel sam se ugojila?" - je da se praviš mrtav!
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23-10-2015, 03:06 PM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
...a ako hocesh stvarno da budesh mrtav: "samo da se odmaknem da te vidim"!
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04-11-2015, 11:26 AM
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Re: Vicevi - samo dobri
Gazda trazi cigu po gradjevini ceo dan..nema ga nigde..tek ga nadje oko rucka i kaze: Cigo, pa gde si ceo dan te trazim?
Ciga: Eeeee gazda, dobrog radnika je danas tesko naci!!
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