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Old 17-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #101
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kako se zove prvi ciga u kraju..alfa romeo
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Old 24-11-2012, 05:28 PM   #102
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Old 24-11-2012, 06:57 PM   #103
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Ivan je neoženjen, živi u kući sa ocem i radi u porodicnoj firmi.
Kada je saznao da će od bolesnog oca naslediti ogromno bogatstvo odlučio je da se oženi, i uživa u tom bogatstvu sa ženom.

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Iskreno zadivljena, lepotica uzme njegovu vizitku...

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Old 25-11-2012, 09:59 AM   #104
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Nekoliko kratkih...
Pitaju malog cigu,volis li palacinke?
VOLEO BI!

kako se zove zemunac koji vozi Audi?
GOSPODAR PRSTENOVA!

muslimanka nifomanka?
NEBIRA!
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Old 27-11-2012, 08:33 AM   #105
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uz'o od laga mnogo je dobar i bas bi pristajao ovde ...

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-metan, etan, propan, butan, pentan, heksan, heptan, oktan, nonan, dekan...
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Old 27-11-2012, 08:39 AM   #106
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kako se zove prvi ciga u kraju..alfa romeo
ima rege izvodjac koji se zove ovako tj alfa romeo ...
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Old 27-11-2012, 09:51 AM   #107
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Sta su jedan drugom muzevi od dva brata? - Gejtrve...
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Old 30-11-2012, 09:00 AM   #108
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Kupio Mujo cvetić pa pravo kod Fate, pao na kolena perd njom,digo glavu,gleda je u oči i poče kao da recituje...

- Dušo moja, svo cveće ovog sveta...tebi bih dao...
- Svo bogatstvo moje...tebi bih dao
- Svoj život...tebi bih dao
Spustio malo glavu da ga Fata ne čuje pa promrmlja sebi u bradu.
- Da mi sinoć dala pi...,ne bih ovoliko sra...
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Old 30-11-2012, 12:27 PM   #109
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Ovo je stari vic, malo prepakovan ali je i danas aktuelan.

Do?o ciga kod ?ene sav srećan, a iz kaputa mu viri partiska knji?ica.
Pita ga ?ena ?ta je to i gde je bio.

- Pa ja sam član (...) partije, sastanci, radi se...
- ?ta ti je to pratija???
Gleda ciga ?enu pa re?i da joj figurativno objasni.
-Partija je draga moja kao voz, napred je predesednik, t.j. lokomotiva vuče napred i svi ostali ko vagoni idu za njim,prate ga u stopu , pruga ti je kao put krivudav,opasan ali vodi u svetlu budučnost...progres... a ja...
Tu ciga malo zastane, a ?ena ga gleda pa pita.
- I ?ta si ti tu u toj kompoziciji?
-Pa ja sam ...kočničar.
-A ?to???
-Pa da ja ne kočim ode sve u majčinu, će se slupamo.
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:25 AM   #110
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