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Old 08-02-2010, 12:17 AM   #81
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pravi home made vic ... jedino sintija rotrok moze da prebije cak norisa !

ko je zaboravio ko je ona

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Old 23-03-2010, 07:42 AM   #82
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Samo Chuck Norris mo?e da napi?e grafit na zvučni zid.
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Old 23-03-2010, 01:42 PM   #83
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Koliko Chuck Norris moze da uradi sklekova?

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Old 23-03-2010, 05:22 PM   #84
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Chuck Norris mo?e da izpije vodu iz slavine na eks.
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Old 04-10-2010, 05:47 PM   #85
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Tja...mozda se ponavljam ali ne pregledah sve postove...mLogo ih je...evo par masnijih posto samo te priznajem

Gde je snimljen film Anakonda? U Cak Noris-ovim gacama...

Cak Noris je rasirio noge Maloj Sireni...

Davno...kada je Cak Noris vozio kamion po Italiji...jednom prilikom dok je drk*o u kabini, ejakulirao
je (jedva se setih strucnog izraza ) po komandnoj tabli kamiona....Od tada se taj kamion zove Optimus Prajm...

Seticu ih se jos...
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Old 03-03-2011, 04:49 PM   #86
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Chuck Norris je vec bio na Marsu!
Zato tamo nema zivota...


Chuck Norris ne dise!
Drzi vazduh kao taoca...

Chuck Norris moze da zapali drvo lupom!
Noću...

Chuck Norris ne nosi kondom!
Nema zastite od njega...
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Old 03-03-2011, 05:30 PM   #87
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Chuck Norris je izb'o noz!

Chuck Norris ima tri sina jedinca!

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Old 03-03-2011, 05:37 PM   #88
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Chuck Noris od golfa dvojke napravi sta 'oces
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Samo je Chuck Noris znao sakrit' suze k'o Marina!
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Kad' Chuck Norris jede kikiriki, on tacno zna koji je kiki, a koji riki !!!
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