THEM: "So you're a musician, eh? What instrument do you play?"
ME: "I play the saw."
THEM: "The what??"
ME: "The saw."
THEM: (puzzled) "What is that?"
ME: "You know...a saw! What some people use to cut wood ." (makes sawing motion with hand)
THEM: "Oh!...a SAW!"
ME: "Yes!...a saw."
THEM: "Now I see what you saw!"
